Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom Are Hooking Up (The Tea)

Day 1 of ExposingSMG’s Spring Break Marathon:

I know I’m two years late, but I’d rather be late with real information, than early, but unsure. 

While beginning to write our highly anticipated Jelena post that I’ve been hyping up on Twitter, I realized that my source not only gave me the inside deets on Jelena, but on Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom as well. Both stories were in the same message so I just darkened out the Jelena story that way I can keep both events separate as they should be. 

On April 28, 2014, this happened:

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If you look through my blog, you won’t find a comment about Selena and Orlando because at the time I didn’t think much of it and I didn’t bother asking my source because I didn’t care, even though the photos and the event itself were highly sketchy. I’d tell you to go through ask.fm and see the times we defended Selena on this topic but you know, exposingsmg is pretty much banned from ask.fm and all exposingsmg accounts got deleted thanks to the one and the only. 

Basically, Selena and Orlando Bloom hooked up and they had a little fling. And while finding the pictures to go along with this post, pictures I didn’t even know existed, I found it kind of obvious. Veteran exposingsmg readers know how much I can’t stand this snake; Alfredo Flores:

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Alfredo is friends with both Justin and Selena. However, he isn’t as close with Justin anymore. Now, Alfredo is a snake because he would go with information about Justin and go tell Selena and no, not vice versa. 

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And around the time Selena and Alfredo were hanging out, so were Justin and Alfredo. I just wanted to point that out. 

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Now I don’t know exactly what Alfredo told Selena, but I do know that Selena went and told Orlando Bloom that Miranda Kerr, his ex-wife, hooked up with Justin. That is not true. And I believe this is the time people are referring to when Miranda and Justin allegedly hooked up. 

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It was literally a work event and so they posed next to each other.

Again, Justin DID NOT hook up with Miranda Kerr at that time. We told you years ago that Justin hooked up with BARBARA PALVIN. We don’t know the details of what went down between Justin and Barbara back in 2012. Our first legendary exposed post about that is right here:

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It makes NO sense to say Justin hooked up with Miranda Kerr when that VS photo is the only photo we have of them and only spotting, which was a job related thing. On top of that, Selena was pissed that Justin was with Barbara as soon as they broke up, not Miranda. 

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So Selena, why would you tweet that if it was really Miranda and Justin who hooked up? Or is that you just change stories to match whatever scheme you want to pull off?

In a court of law, Miranda said that she and Justin did NOT hook up. 

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How would Orlando Bloom possibly know or even think that Justin and Miranda Kerr hooked up? Obviously Selena told him and I say obviously because there’s proof. 

My source also tells me that Orlando’s drunk ass said “I’m f-cking Bieber’s b-tch!” Wow… even then Justin manages to steal the spotlight.

Don’t believe me? Argue with the timeline.

Timeline time! 

April 28, 2014

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Here’s them sitting outside suspiciously on the street… like HUH? It seems like they were both drunk and high on something.

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Selena and Orlando at Chelsea Handler’s show in LA. 

July 30, 2014

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Justin posts that picture.

On the same day, Miranda denies the hookup between Justin and her. 

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Do you realize how Selena and Orlando hung out FIRST, and then rumors about Justin and Miranda hooking up started? I mean it doesn’t need a genius to figure that out. 

July 31, 2014

The apparent fight between Orlando Bloom and Justin happens. 

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Fast forward to after all that drama…

October 21, 2014

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Notice the snake, Alfredo ^

Then here are Orlando and Selena:

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Selena and Orlando are at the airport together. 

So who’s going to be the one who tries to disprove the timeline? Try and it tell me it doesn’t make sense and it doesn’t add up. Try and tell me that it’s not suspicious that Selena and Orlando are seen in such an odd time where both are clearly drunk. Try and tell me that the “Justin and Miranda” rumors didn’t happen after Selena and Orlando were papped together. And try to tell me the events don’t add up and Selena and Orlando did not hook up. Try. 

To summarize:

  • Selena and Orlando hooked up sometime around April 2014

  • Selena tells Orlando sometime in that duration, not necessarily on April 2014, that Justin and Miranda Kerr hooked up. It’s obvious that Selena and Orlando kept hooking up due to their spotting in October 2014.

  • I’m assuming Justin finds out about that sometime around July 30, 2014 or something went down which leads him to post that picture. That or Justin is throwing shade at both Orlando and Selena.

  • Selena’s comment to Orlando about Justin hooking up with Miranda Kerr clearly caused Miranda and Orlando some more legal issues in their divorce which I assume Orlando brought it up to his lawyers which made Miranda state that she did not hook up with Justin in 2012, which TMZ reported also on July 30, 2014

  • That led to Orlando apparently attacking Justin a day later, on July 31, 2014.

  • Selena and Orlando’s fling is still obvious since they departed together at the airport months later, in October 2014. And they’re not friends or two people working together. My source tells me that they are hooking up as opposed to being long time friends. And isn’t Orlando like 15 years older than Selena?

GET ON THE WINNING TEAM. 

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I can’t believe I didn’t connect the dots earlier and I needed my source to tell me this, but here is the message. 

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Like I said earlier, I blacked out the Jelena story because there’s more to it and that will be in a different post. 

But can you believe it? Selena’s little comment caused an even bigger war in the divorce war between Orlando and Miranda just because she’s petty like that. I don’t expect brainwashed stans to believe the obvious facts though. 

The closer you are, the less you’ll see.

UPDATE!!! We were proven right about this event!

This ain’t the first time Selena causes an even bigger mess between a married couple. Check out her role in Jennifer Anniston and Justin Theroux’s marriage:

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